I can only imagine
How America would respond if there were an earthquake in Jennifer's vagina.

Never Been Cuckolded.

God bless you David Boring…with some ASS TO ASS!

Oh, Sara Bradley, eat fuck.

Penishtar?

This Ain't When You Someone Eat It XXX

THIS AIN'T INCEST XXX!

"Well, Frank, it looks like I'm going to have to swab for semen samples…(puts on sunglasses, drops pants)…the hard way."

So, is it clips of Avatar with normal scenes of porn stars having sex interspersed?

Snatchbuckler.

And the eternal classic, Sherlock John Holmes.

7. Pham Duc Ho (from the illegitimate Vietnamese side of the faimly)

Eeeeeeeeeeee-viscerator!

Love the music
But Jesus, that outfit is not flattering, Teds.

No, and then have them muerdered.

All these images
Summon the ghost of Joe Francis' PowerPoint defense.

If you can find them maybe you can hire, The D-Team.

"I have a very particular set of skills….

Keep fucking that chicken…

I haven't been this mad since I found out I wasn't the father.