WHAT SIZE SHOE DO YOU WEAR DOLPHIN, EXTRA HUGE? BECAUSE YOU'RE STEPPING ALL OVER MY FEET!

I HAVE A BIG DICK YOU CAN SUCK RECOGNIZE HOTNESS BITCHES WACK

I'd slip a roofie in her drink and do 'er.

[EL FARTS]

You'll have to get in line, Frito, see if the studios will even want a sniff of your script after they've read my story about a colony of giant brooding teenage irradiated ants and how their interpersonal lives mirror those of the plight of illegal immigrants in today's America.

"Why is Fred Savage here?"

Full penetration. And here's the twist — we'll show it.

If your butt is already big, and when you get pregnant it gets bigger, does that mean J-Lo will have a BIG ASS ASS?

Who is bringing up these babies anyway?

Amelie = fertile & industrious.

Preach it, Jim.

Does he? More like 'How often does he?' amirite?

Wild Hogs 2: Swine Flu

What that poster says is Travolta and Williams had their legs sawed off mid calf, and despite their comical expressions, they are in agonizing pain.

I don't understand, and perhaps I missed the discussion
But if the Vs can infiltrate human society, as they clearly have for years, why try to convince reporters and FBI agents and priests when they can just position sleepers in those positions?

Actually, if you've seen much of Manhattan you'd know there are plenty of vacancies.

I approve of this show.

A Kanaham threw itself at Paula Deen's face.

Uncle Owen: "What, are you trying to rip me off? This phone has a bad motivator."

Deenhamen.