So there you have it baby, I'm just a sensitive guy…

I got 157 days. Guess I am not post-apocalypse suited.

Seconded on The Hunter's Perlman for The Judge, though after hearing Daniel Day Lewis's name bandied about, I think he could pull it off.

I would like to see video of ZMF tearing a phone book in half.

But is it a sustainable ham?

That ham got SERVED!

Ya, seriously, where are the MPDGswers?

So…Chris Brown should get a TV show and teen sympathy?

I like your mom.

There's a boner on all your seats!!

Boxofficeblowjoe apparently operates out of Assfuck, Ohio, because a goddamned ticket in this city costs $12.

Sparkly dildoes for everyone!

Joe Francis IS business of SEX basketball.

Somehow…
If I sang this song ("Guido, Guido, Guiod") I lose my television show, but Kate Hudson sings it and dances in tighty-tights and gets away with it.

If the Kleenex won't come to Mohammed…

"He's a nagger! He's a nagger!"

Better let me handle this.

Viewer 1: "What's this shit you're watching?"

Documentaries
I saw none and am infinitely smarter than all of youse.

I was waiting for the part where Keith David says after a long, grueling gun batle, "I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."