Let's di di mau mos rikki tik!

You're saving them from a life of interminable fashion faux pas…if you notice, they're all pretty much wearing the same outfits, and even in an airport, that's just tacky.

He touched that boy! In his bathing suit area!

Roland Emmerich
Will have the last laugh on all of us when this really happens. Because he's funding construction of his ark through ticket sales.

Racist.

"Did you hear us calling you?"

Napalm Death plays a song called "Face Behind the Face."

Of course. But you have first right of refusal, Jim.

Bashed potatoes.

@ Peachfuzz: I know what it means, but never write "hippie-cum" again.

"Do they pay you to fuck that bear?"

Jen needs to get laid. She is obviously a party girl, and all this absitenence and cooking is killing her.

* Nancy Grace walks out *

Jesus fuck, Magnusbarfod is back, where the hell have you been, buddy?

This show is being replaced with Wrong Turn: The Series.

Where is Summer Glau and her squirting cans of mace?

Kelsey Grammar should have a show where every week studio execs pitch a new show to him, and he likes it, and they shoot a pilot and it's awful. And they could use every rejected pilot ever.

McG, you got anything to say to this Wheedon guy?

Certain traits skip generations, so good luck with that.

Is that ad/skit supposed to be meta or earnest? Is a ventriloquist with a puppet making fun of breakdancing and rap because it's funny to do so, or because he thinks his audience is going to react by saying, "Look, Maude, the puppet is rapping! Isn't that adorable? And the mouth-no-talking guy is breakdancing! Funny!"