She must be the worst FBI agent ever, to not have noticed that for 7 years they were always *this* close to catching the bad guy sleeper cell.

Wake me when she deep throats a Guniea pig.

Seconded on creepy old priest being a V. He's too pro-V to not be one.

"Noble savage myth"? Myth? You mean that Indian crying at the city dump was a *LIE*?

*NO INCEST!*

Why'd I Get Married Too: Attack of the Tyler Perry Clones

If by "sian" you mean a man's tight, winking anus, then Tyler Perry is definitely Dickinsian.

The twist is that Madea is coming from INSIDE the house!

YOU LIE!

I Can Do Sci-Fi All By My Vulcan Self.

Eat your sandwich, Diabeetus.

AV Fight Club

But where is…
"What's Up: Balloon to the Rescue?"

And you can't have 'date rape' without 'rape.'

This just in…
Katt Williams steals Whoopi Goldberg's "Burglar" schtick.

I hear Mackenzie Phillips is the new face of Olive Garden.

Dribbling down your leg?

"They're on the glass!"

Christmas advertising season starts earlier this year because layoff season also starts earlier.

I watched G.I. Joe too, and it wasn't as bad as I was expecting, based on what everyone said. I mean, it's based on dolls after all. You see how deep and meaningful Barbie: From a plastic mold by Mattel does when it hits theaters next year.