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Unrepentant Racist
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Fritzy-Poo, you had me at "in a department store dressing room … trying on clothes."

Come on, Holy Hand Grenade went through all the trouble to create a meme and no one's playing. I'll play, HHG.

Sapphire! You really got me goin'! You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'!

Gwen's avatar won't even talk to the other band member avatars or dancer avatars.

Thou art judged.

You CAN'T zing yourself!

NIGHTMARES! (NO INCEST!)

Shoot them
Shoot them both…

Egads!

Egg salad - yes
Walnuts in brownies - yes
Pineapple on pizza - yes
Mayonnaise on fries - yes
My dick in your mom - SUCCESS!

You've Flimflamm'd! (NO INCEST!)

Were the Cylons able to make women's clothes fall off, so they could see everything?

That's what Victor Mature should have looked like.

I didn't know fucking a virgin wouldn't cure AIDS!

Those "haters" being women who don't like to get beat about the face, neck, chest, head, and breast area.

"He's being watched now more than evah
What can he do to escape the pressure?
Dress up like some spaceship Cinderella
And spray paint monsters like some gay fella
Ella-ella-ella, gay, gay, gay,
Paintin' monsters like some gay fella
Ella-ella-ella, gay, gay, gay…"

Hi, I'm Chris Brown, musical prodigy and space pioneer. Ever since the incident with the unfortunate space people that were graffitied, despite my attorney's insistence I have wanted to express my regret and assign full responsibility to the guilty parties.

I hope it's as good as Gooby.

"Go for it."

No, Kirk, it's "I'm a computer."