Wait, are we talking about THIS guy?

RECOGNIZE HOTNESS

RECOGNIZE MY FAVORITE THINGS HOTNESS

Could always be like this:

And remember, you can't spell Malaysia without L A Y.

"Frank, this franchise's popularity controls this network. It looks like Top Chef (puts on sunglasses) … has found its bottom."

Smokey Fucks the Bandit.

Where's the Goddamned Batman
Are you retarted?

TITS!

Why don't you take a swim in the Gulf of Tonkin, Bobby?

:: Owen Wilson walks out, mutilates genitals ::

"That was Hulu's power. The greatest trick Hulu ever pulled was convincing the world it once was for free. And like that — poof — it's gone."

Pubes?

"Foolish Man-Fish-Animal."

Au sueur.

Race-hate is not schtick.

Amelie is so cute she doesn't know how to read — she dictates her Haters.

Still waiting for that "Tina Fey is dead sexy" comment from Tiger to make sense.

RIP American ingenuity.

Did someone say Chinaman?