Filling in for Caruso
Well, Frank, it looks like this Black Dynamite (puts on sunglasses) bombed itself.

The fuck are you all talking about?

Seeing a horror movie in the theater is far, far different than watching it at home. Better to be in a dark room full of screaming ninnies.

But does anyone have anything to say about a fat shit?

NO INCEST!

But what's the OWNAGE PER MINUTE (OPM) ratio?

Gotta be some famous Ant Overlord celebrities, right?

Yes, I Love You, Man.

Joe Francis is Poison Well.

AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Can't…get…echo…out…of…brain…computer…

Is this some kind of trick?

To get to the other side? I don't get this joke.

I'm hoping it's the one with the detailed description of military hardware that despite being assembled by the lowest bidder works like a charm every time.

No, Sheltie, Joe Francis owns island, jet.

You know what's appropriate for children? Nothing. Because they're children.

He's going for macho/faggy and only getting douche.

Joe Francis, Luke Skyywalker from 2 Live Crew. Luke, Joe Francis.

He needs to add a new item to that PowerPoint
Gays.

Fuck my life
Why can't I get money to make a shitty movie. Or even a sequel to a shitty movie?