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Unrepentant Racist
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I think it's only consensual if you enjoy it.

I had sex with god once. Is that incest too?

Great, now whenever I engage in consensual incest, I'm going to see her withered, worn and torn mug.

On the contrary, fear should be the emotion you are feeling right now. Fear should very much be the emotion you are feeling right now.

I'll do a commentary for Mississippi Burning…

Awww, Amelie is all sorts of indie cute, ain't she?

The emperor has FAIL.

And I'm spent.

My mother spoke to me frequently, and in such conversations she many times compared our mutual existance as a peoples to a cardboard container of confectionary delights! In her delightful anecdotes, she tickled my fancy by adding that there was a mystery to be had in every parcel.

Stmbols of authority? I apologize good sir, but my compatriots and I are without said symbols of authority. I am not certain but I do not think we must possess these symbols of auhtority you speak of. Most assuredly, I do not feel the need to show you any symbols of authority, regardless of how they smell!

I wish in this, my final moment of loneiness and desolation, that I had in my person of my most prized possession as a child that I have foolishly relegated to an attic or closet somewheres, perhaps if I call for it my butler will…uhhhhhh….. (expires)

I find you are lacking comprehension of what I am saying. In my past, I had the opportunity to have refinement. It was possible that I might have been in contention for a prize. However, it was my misfortune that I turned out to be a homeless vagrant, and that is what I am.

I AM HERE TO SERVE NOTICE THAT HEALTHCARE IS ONE WORD

There's a message here? I just thought it was funny made up shit.

I believe there's a typo there, it's supposed to say, "MoveOn.org sucks balls. Thank you, good night."

I no longer fear the reaper.

For the record, I AM an uncaring and uncharitable person.

It is my desire to have these serpents with an elektra complex to be removed from this progenator-fornicating flying machine at this moment.

"Well, Frank, since CBS canceled The Rememberer (puts on sunglasses) it appears the audience has been recalled."