Drag Me to Hell — DVD on October 13, 2009.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody slow the fuck down. Did not one of you catch ZMF drop the "PHARISEES" reference?

I'm pretty sure I saw Joan Rivers walking around Manhattan once, and thought, "Whoa, she looks like Joan Rivers."

I asked Lewis Black if he would sign one of his books for my ex-wife that said, "You ruined my life, you fucking bitch."

Ricky Jay admired my long leather jacket in the lobby of a Woody Allen play.

I knew a kid whose mother wasn't shaved when he was born, and a pube put his eye out. True story.

The guard, Hobart, was sad because he had to take his baby to jail. Because it murdered Medgar Evars.

I look at Pete as the anti-Don. He tries to parallel Don's life but the results are always half-hearted or seem empty. Especially his Peggy relationship.

Are we doing this now? Where we think Don and others are seeing and talking to people that aren't there? Maybe I'm late to it, but I don't think I like this idea.

Or, they could do something novel like fast forward 5 or 10 years, and we see these characters in the future, late 70's/early 80's. Who's to say there aren't big leaps in time in the series?

That would be no lo morte contendre.

It's all explained here in lovely lyrical verse:

Yoko fucking Ono?

R.I.P. Duce, jammin' in Heaven with G.G. Allin.

Mastodon Album FTW!

Don't speak he-who-shall-not-be-named's name, lest ye summon him to wreak maximum ownage on yon wack bitchass village!

Keep Hillary Clinton's dick away from me!

Gwyneth pees rainbows.

I used to work in the meat department and we had to rub our dicks over every piece of meat we cut and packaged. HAD to.

ZMF, have you seen this? I think you oughta.