Then I fail.

When I get carded, I pull out a business card with very small print that forces the clerk to squint and bring the card closer to his face. The writing says, "I am about to pucnh you."

Tom DeLay caught me and my friends in his garage reading his Playboys.

Canvass to canvass!

Yes, Seth, and the Fugees.

Seargent Hicks says
"Passes are gone, man!"

Big Momma so fat she shit twice. Once out her asshole, once after it passes through the cheeks.

READING IS WACK AS FUCK. RECOGNIZE HOTNESS.

I saw that ad and did this:

@ Phodreaw

Lick racist?

D, I think you're one plus too high.

Beware the tracts of the vampire glitterati.

But can he make women's clothes miraculously fall off?

But what does it say about whatever is above the subtext, what's on the surface?

Two drink minimum for THIS shit?

But when did you see Summer Hours?

What came out? The dreams of an older you?

Cast Thulsa Doom as Dr. Doom. Just send him to finishing school.

I shouldn't kill…