I resent anti-semitic smears on character posters. But only if they have avatars.

Fattening up our tapeworms!

Hey Horsefellow, why the long face?

London Bridge can't even suck Do Wah Diddy's dick.

Summer's here, and the time is right, for dumping in the streets!

But did she get the dude's number?

You ever try ironing a shirt while in gridlock'd traffic?

So, somebody help me, why won't mummy and daddy wake up? Texting causes narcolepsy?

OH SHIT MAXIMUM OWNAGE BY THE DUMB BITCH DRIVING AND TEXTAGE THAT ONCOMING CAR SMASHED HER SHIT HOTNESS YOU SHOULD CALL ME AND WE CAN CRANK 2 TOGETHER.

I believe that was called "Poverty."

No, come on, go there.

Life is like an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, except it's not funny and lasts forever.

I want to see an eating for dollars show only with emaciated multinationals from countries currently wracked by civil war, plague, and famine.

I really feel I must weigh in on this, but truly, I have nothing to do but giggle until pee comes out.

Is it an egg? Is it a plant? Tell it to go the fuck away and come back when it's made up it's mind…

I saw it (half of it) in the theater and the goddamn film actually did one of those melting film things that you see in movies about people watching movies. I had never seen such shit happen. I was a bit excited and a lot irritated since the theater was in no-man's land on th east side and there was one functionally…

The Muse = Meh.

Goddamnit. Fucking Wikipedia.

Oh, Robuttnik, that's choice.

I know I did my part and took some stones.