You mean this guy?

Let us not forget the Bulgarian Cravat.

Ken Watanabe, motherfuckers, Ken Watanabe.

You should check out my page, I got tons of shit in development, all waiting to drop real soon.

Oops, video not available? EAT A DICK!

I think Mariachi (from El Mariachi) plays one of Antonio's pals with instrument/weapons he calls in to raise hell.

I like when Lon Cheney shot that dude in the face!

This looks like Wolfman meets John Carpenter Coppola's Dracula meets Ocean of Gollums meets Sherlock John Holmes.

:: In Agent Smith voice ::

He pays a women.

I made a mound of birthday pasta this afternoon, right after lunch.

I ate some once. Made me puke. Never again.

Every Vulva Oozes Orange Juice.

Turn in your papers and leave, please.

Revrese donkey punch!

Fourth base always does.

The Secret of N.I.M.H. meets Doom?

No, Jay, it will be called RATAVA: The Last Blue Mystic Creature.

Onan, you've never had a sweet pair of asscheeks grind against your engorged Johnson while hearing, "And the ship went down, and they all drowned like rats…"

Would you arrest Bruce Springsteen that way?