Throwaway line that made me laugh so hard, when Mindy was talking about the nanny cam at the end: "I certainly wouldn't have eaten that scab"

No need to "pump and dump" - alcohol metabolizes out of breast milk in the same way it metabolizes out of your blood. There are even tester-strip you can buy at Target to see when your milk is "safe" again after drinking. Any pumping necessary is purely for the sake of the mother's comfort.

I can't understand the hate about this - if you can't live without your phone for one hour, you really need to reevaluate your life.

He just said a lot had happened since '82, he didn't say his kid was actually born that year

What he actually said is, "a lot has happened since I FIRST hosted in 1982"
He hosted again in 1992.

Oh right, I forgot Kate was in it briefly in the beginning

That was Vanessa Bayer

Ummm, no - that would be "Jon Hamm's John Ham"

I groaned when they first rolled out that WWE sketch but it ended up being one of the funniest things I've seen on SNL in a long time - I wasn't expecting it to go to such a weird place, it was a pleasant surprise. It was funny enough that I wanted to re-watch it immediately, I can't remember the last sketch I liked…

Mary's a stone-cold bitch, but I am loving the growing friendship between her and Tom. Sometimes it seems as though he's the only person Mary actually respects.

Approved.

Oh, they'll all be destroyed….

Refried beans
Cheddar cheese
Black beans
Salsa
Gaucamole
White Onions
Sour cream
Tomatoes
Black olives
Green onions

Cheez Whiz is to aged Irish cheddar

Yes Ramsay has a servant called Reek in the books (don't know if he's in GoT - I've never seen it, I wanted to get through all of the existing books before watching)

Edit: I'm halfway through the 3rd book and kind of spoiled a major plot point for myself. Damn I'm disappointed in me.

Continue with your awkward close-quarters gyrating.

Vicious Lacerations would have been a better name than The Black Lips, mostly because it's nearly impossible to say it correctly on the first try and makes people sound drunk

Mine would be that Taylor Swift "I knew you were trouble when you walked in" song - I play it off like I bought it for my daughter, how much I enjoy it is my own shameful secret. I think Taylor Swift is trite and annoying, but I can't help liking that song. The heart wants what it wants.

Where I live, nearly all of the thrift stores are affiliated with some sort of charity that uses the store's profits to benefit the community - in that regard, I say the more shoppers the better, no matter who they are. It just annoys me that this guy seems so put out by the fact that more people are shopping in…