Oof, girl.

I'm going to need someone to say, "I'm a comp beast and that makes me a huge target."

Let's have a Queensmoot!
I wanna have a Queensmoot!
Lock the doors. Tight.

We are truly blessed today.

No reality tv competition makes me feel grosser for watching than Survivor at it's worse.

Kanye West says a lot of things.

Eh. I liked it more than Love.

Caleb Reynolds. So beautiful, so thoughtful. Like an American bald eagle. Caw!

I mean, it was my mom's but I'm sure she would pass it along.

Please fax this info to 14-year-old me while I go listen to Tragic Kingdom and Black Sails at the same time. Thanks.

Tori Amos, "Professional Widow"

Next week is the last episode of AHS: Hotel. You know what that means. Ghost Christmas!

I hope we can get a backdoor pilot for Mary, Vampire Queen of Scots!

I hate to show up out of the blue uninvited/ but I have traumatic memories attached to this location/ I had hoped you would see my face in the mirror/ and that you'd be reminded that it's never over

I agree, but I was sad that Red Devil didn't take the costume and start killing as Coney.

It had to be real, it's just too perfect.

Also, there's the whole thing with Amanda finding Victoria's mom's cancer wig in the cabinet and then putting it right on her head and calling Nolan like it was not a big deal at all.

I'm disappointed that we didn't get one last "F" before we all said goodnight.

That was a good episode of #Empire, but I wish it had ended with a dream sequence of Andre singing "Maybe Next Time."

For sure, this was an example of my favorite kind of Glee - where the show is made up and the points don't matter. I like that all of the character are just randomly generated joke monster who never learn from their mistakes because they're never told that they're making mistakes.