"If you're going to say things like that to me you need to use your psychic inside voice."

Showgirls. Kay bye.

You seem to have forgotten that time when Lucy turned into goo and then the universe and then a flash drive.

"I'm the belle of this ball!"

Yeah, his hair bummed me out and his sweater and shorts outfit was gauche as fuck.

I dreamed about the entire first season of this show last night. Am I Nostradamus? TBD

Lupita, of course, but I'd also like to propose Freddy Highmore as Cyclops and Allison Williams as Marnie as Jean.

He is very pretty, but I've developed an unfair expectation that any scene with two men having a heated conversation will end with them making out. I can thank  The L.A. Complex for that.

He is very pretty, but I've developed an unfair expectation that any scene with two men having a heated conversation will end with them making out. I can thank  The L.A. Complex for that.

I don't care how big of a cliche it is, I love mean dance teachers. That said, Kate Hudson sounded so bored by all of this. I hope they've booked Whoopi Goldberg for the long haul, because they're going to need some actual authority in that storyline. Still, I'm very interested in that half of the show.

I don't care how big of a cliche it is, I love mean dance teachers. That said, Kate Hudson sounded so bored by all of this. I hope they've booked Whoopi Goldberg for the long haul, because they're going to need some actual authority in that storyline. Still, I'm very interested in that half of the show.

I was hoping and praying that they would run with a "Scienetics" storyline. I can't wait to see the mess that this makes.

I was hoping and praying that they would run with a "Scienetics" storyline. I can't wait to see the mess that this makes.

I love it when Ron shows up. He's such a delight every time!

I haven't watched this episode and I haven't read the review but I gasped and clapped my hands upon seeing that it was given an "A."

I haven't watched this episode and I haven't read the review but I gasped and clapped my hands upon seeing that it was given an "A."

I mean, I hope so for his sake. Jennifer would not be amused but since she's one of the few level headed characters on the show she's more likely to react to Connor's crazy with some compassion. Eric would probably just punch him a lot.

I mean, I hope so for his sake. Jennifer would not be amused but since she's one of the few level headed characters on the show she's more likely to react to Connor's crazy with some compassion. Eric would probably just punch him a lot.

Hell, for a time I wondered whether or not Simon would kill himself. There has been a scent of blood in the air not unlike last season of Mad Men.

Hell, for a time I wondered whether or not Simon would kill himself. There has been a scent of blood in the air not unlike last season of Mad Men.