there's no reason to "celebrate" that fucking career.  his shit is awful - and it was awful long before the world knew he was a violently abusive manchild.  it's just terrible, terrible music.  i truly don't understand why anyone, black or white, would listen to that horseshit and call it beautiful.

there's no reason to "celebrate" that fucking career.  his shit is awful - and it was awful long before the world knew he was a violently abusive manchild.  it's just terrible, terrible music.  i truly don't understand why anyone, black or white, would listen to that horseshit and call it beautiful.

so, like, a week?

so, like, a week?

is that really the worst injustice going on right now in this country?

pssssh.  Linda Lovelace never looked that good!  She looked like a snaggletoothed drug addict whose dead eyes reflected the fact that she was trapped in a world of Florida porn from which she could only dream of escaping.  I still absolutely honor Deep Throat for the liberating effect it had on our culture at large,…

no, it's true.  i just can't hide the pride!

my girlfriend totally looks like christina ricci, and i'm really fucking happy about that.

well done, sir! well done.

i'm 33, and have a much younger brother (he's 10).  he and his friends watch the hell out of it.  they watch EVERYTHING on cartoon network, however - good and bad.  adventure time (and the occasional regular show) is the only thing we can watch together that i don't fucking hate.

Excellent article, Todd.  Ignore the whiny little assholes bitching about two pages being too long.  I loved it.  I used to play D&D, years ago.  We smoked lots of pot, and gamed all night, and it was always just so much fun.  I can't wait for your next one!  The A.V. Club just keeps getting better and better, and…

and your face drops in a pile of flesh
and then your heart pump-pounds 'til it pumps in death!

i'm straight, but i'm kinda gay for steve mcqueen.  it's hard not to stare at him.

has there been ANY black character on the show before "the big, tall wish?"  as soon as the episode started, i was wondering that.  i don't remember one.

that is true.  i enjoy and appreciate what he writes.  i find the sloppiness frequently unbelievable.  come on, man, get it together.  i believe the a.v. club is a beacon of quality, and that it's on the cusp of real mainstream relevance.  i'm happy to see the a.v. club growing.  this sloppy blogger bullshit can only…

i'm with you on saturday night fever!  it's a good movie.  his family and friends are a bunch of cretinous assholes, but that's the point - he wants to leave that world behind.  the dancing literally couldn't be better, and the soundtrack is timeless and awesome.  yeah, i'm sure i would have hated the world of disco,…

Westminster, represent!

No, no velvet unless it's a very expensive custom casket.  And, FYI, caskets are not the least bit comfortable.  I mean, there's no reason they would be, but trust me when I tell you that they are not.

I spent three years as an embalmer.  That machine was an embalming machine, and while I think they were trying to suggest that was blood in it, that isn't how embalming works.  Blood doesn't enter any of the machines - it just drains into the slop sink.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! yeah, that was pretty fantastic!