the problem is that seth macfarlane really, truly believes he's a genius, and he wants us all to think that he's presenting this low-brow humor to us as some sort of delightful satire on the stupidity of our culture, like it's all some goddamned inside joke.  the truth is that he's fucking lazy and not half as smart…

ultimate disagree!  i fucking love gangs of new york.  but then, i'm a sucker for any high-budget period pieces about old, racist america, from gangs to boardwalk empire.  and there's NO WAY IN HELL you can deny the absolute and total awesomeness of daniel day-lewis' bill the butcher.  should you, however,…

that was easily the worst goddamned part of the movie.  i have nothing but love for the evil dead movies, but beyond that, i have been forced to come to the conclusion that sam raimi just is not a very good filmmaker.  he always drags down his best efforts with unnecessarily stupid horseshit.

fuck every single thing about the state of texas, up to and including their professional sports teams…

it's not your fault - bloody mary was FUCKING TERRIFYING…my friends and i knew for certain that we would die if we finished the chant…and then candyman came along and combined that fear with bees, black men, and inner city projects…though, fortunately, not candy…the mirror-terrors can never take that from me…only the…

did people really walk out of district 9?…good - fuck those guys - more excellent movie for me…

all the zipper mask and latex money spent?

that's because seth macfarlane doesn't have a goddamned thing to do with the creation of that show, short of voicing stan smith…american dad is awesome, simply because seth macfuckface doesn't get the chance to ruin it…he's a producer, and he makes a lot of money off of it, but he doesn't write or direct it…and let us…

no, that movie was ruined by tea leoni…what a fucking awful, awful lead actress…but, on the flipside, she was the perfect choice for the repugnant cuntbag she played…i know i sure hated her…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  well done, sir….hey, sarah jessica parker, why the long face?…

wait, wait, wait - you think they know nathan fillion's name?

i wondered the exact same thing!  they eat all the flesh that they can get their hands on, and it goes into their stomachs, and they just keep eating whenever they possibly can.  so i'd imagine that after a couple of days of heavy feasting, they just kind of ooze undigested rotten meat from their asses as they shuffle…

they showed a couple of zombies in atlanta eating a dog during that episode…there were also other dogs who weren't being eaten, but what do you expect the dogs to do?…band together and make a plan to get out of town while hiding from the zombies?…

i really don't think that escaped noel's attention…

i'm with you - Mac's Big Break was, at least, an average episode, and Liberty Bell was fun, just knowing it was all bullshit the gang were making up as they went along.  but this episode was just plain boring and uninteresting.  frank isn't really one of the gang, as far as i'm concerned - he's frequently funny on the…

she wants to be a good wife and love him (especially since she knows he knows all about her foiled plan to leave him for a woman and Paris), but his creepy relationship with his mother is a real problem for her…"you know, when jimmy was a baby, i used to kiss his little winky"…

yeah, it was definitely her half-baked plan to kill the baby and get her life back…who the hell throws themselves down stairs to kill themselves?…

well, it was probably only the 13th time they'd had sex…