And to further water down pre-existing properties.

It actually wasn't that bad, it doesn't change enough to be really bad. It's simply a mediocre retelling.

Yeah, go all out and make him truly evil like he's supposed to be. An "anti-hero" Anti-Christ is lame. He wasn't like that in the movies until the very end(almost literally the very end, if I recall correctly). He made manipulative rationalizations, but he had been told since he was a kid that he was this great being…

The whole website isn't a cesspool.

That episode is among the best of the series.

A creepier The Room with a known cast! The whole thing, and especially the "twist", would probably be considered too offensive to reboot.

Ah, I thought this would be a link to the Guns 'N Roses/Alice in Chains article.

Here I am, late and unexpected, as usual.

Like Birdemic 2, The Room 2 if it existed, or every season of American Horror Story after the first. Once the creators are aware of why people enjoyed their terrible property, they pretend to be in on the joke.

Or the sequel to that Treehouse of Horror segment about dolphins taking over Springfield?

Let us know if just grumbles his way through a half-assed speech or if it actually goes well.

I don't care where you're from…

I think I was at that theater, that was really funny!

Not knowing when to give it up is a timeless concept.

Once that happens, you should literally not be allowed to breathe.

I thought I read on this very site that this was being adapted into a film. It's what finally got me to read the book. Well, start the book. I'm sure I'll finish it…eventually.

The filmmakers really are assholes if they don't change the name from No Exit.

Somewhat on topic, RIP Tony Burton. I hope the AV Club will have an obit.

He's still going to want to punch the character, but in a good way.

I'd bet everything on it managing to just be a generic teen drama.