So, it's really only Blue Moon's ads that you hate. They're the only ones I've seen go on about orange slices and what you described in your first post.

"I'll take "Poe's Law?" for 500"
*Reads headline*
"What is, 'The perfect example of an Onion article'?"

It's also possible he went public to force Kilmer to actually get help if he thought that his religion was preventing him from getting the treatment he needed.

He's not persona non grata, he was on the show promoting a film that already has Oscar buzz! Victor Salva being a problem doesn't mean Mel stops being a piece of shit.

But he's not sorry.

Is it really worth being an asshole to defend some other asshole you don't know just because you like his movies?

Not that there's anything wrong with being a god-less, coastal liberal "elitist."

Because the owner is a right wing, anti-union dipshit.

NBC made a smart decision. Imagine that.

If this means that Dylan McDermott's character will be brought back to life to become the Supreme, I'm all for it!

Marge had the idea to write to Gehry(her letter is what he crumples up), Homer works at the prison the auditorium becomes.

Is that why you like him, because he's follicly challenged and fat?

You're not still actually supporting him are you?

And Magnolia does not.

I don't think that it's that he wouldn't appear. It's that he lost, so they only used Giuliani.

I think sucking the least and being the most conducive to cocktails are mutually exclusive conditions.

I bet Prince of Darkness gets remade. I'd say In The Mouth of Madness would be spared because it's already an amalgamation of references and homages, but why would that stop them? In the remake, Trent will see his life recapped on Netflix after finding a stray iPad under some rubble.

This is probably the actually first interesting thing to happen in the history of veganism.

The Challenged Athletes or Robin William's Bike Collection?

It could be an Onion headline.