This could turn very ugly, which would be great, but then again, Lisa Lampanelli will be there to guarantee it will be ugly…and not funny. Greatest day in the history of white men was when she "went black".

I'd almost agree that you start with Murmur, but then again, I got hooked off of Chronic Town.

I think it's not only cute and sexy, but funny too…you people think too much. And what, no shower scene? All the lesbians in my fantasy world shower…A LOT!

@Wallet Inspector:

He just sounds like Mr. Garrison in those ads.

Yeah, but there's a penalty…any Baltmer stevadore worth his cargo hook should be able to get a whole lot more than a pound of weed into the country at a time.

I think the review was spot on except for that first scene…stupidest thing I've seen on this show…and that's saying a lot. Still watching though. Next episode was better.

There's a town called "Dildo" in Newfoundland. Better yet, it sits on Dildo Bay…which is right by Broad Cove…which is in between Dildo and South Dildo…I swear I'm not making this up.

"Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!"

I thought they were all saying "you gonna roll that monster or what, Baggins?".

I had finally seen Battle for LA and the commercials for this just reminded me of a cheap knock-off of that. I thought the mechs and aliens both looked cheezy, but I love cheese.

Who the fuck spends $200 on jeans when there's weed in the world?

"Every teardrop is a waterfall"…and apparently every penis is a vagina now.

I'll see your Suetonius and raise you two Plinys.

Ditto…those books are phenomenal.

@the rationlist; I was just thinking he'd be great to step into the Augustus role.

Correction; she was never beautiful, can't act, and will probably put on that Dracula's retarded niece accent she used in Alexander.

If I remember correctly, there's an awesome african dancer scene in this…so there was plenty of nudity. Plus, that guy from Flash Gordon played Augustus.

That is truly hilarious.

I feel your pain. Saw it too and really enjoyed it, but try to talk about it to anyone over the age of 10.