Are you saying this could be As Good As It Gets? Plagiarist.

The Twit Tweeted on Twitter and it Twas Twez Tweet.

heh heh heh…he said "post"

The last good thing he did was Caddyshack.

That's because Yu-Gi-Oh is Japanese for Tea Bagger.

The selling points someone used on me were a) the drinking b) the smoking and c) the littering. Nuf said.

Somehow it's much more appealing in text form.

I saw Bono in a Luis Vuitton ad the other day. I think it was an ad for douchery.

I thought that was Telephone…I'm so confused.

It's just the theme and the title "friends" you don't like. They couldn't call the show Aniston's Vag y'know.

Doesn't Gretchen Wilson chew tobacco? I draw the line there.

I disagree on Weezer, as I can say I usually find at least one song on their albums that is catchy. The same can not be said for Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Lindsay Lohan or Brittainy Spears.

I can't say I sunk to Twitter (yet, as I'm a fool for tech trends and shiny things), but Facebook suckered me in. Shame of it is that I actually reconnected with some cool folks from back in the day. But I had to weed through a flood of friend requests from people I didn't remember, didn't like or work with and didn't…

Head On! Apply directly to your self-loathing.

My ex made me watch that shit, and of course, I answered that question "yes, Jennifer Grey is cute". Never had to watch that shit again.

Her and Snooki should do a porn:

But what are they famous for? I know they're on the tube, but I've never gotten why? Is it just because their dad is Bruce Jenner?

Hear hear! WTF is this tard talking about? And that monotone voice just drones like a dental drill. Maybe that's how he got famous:

"Achy Breaky" somehow always reminds me of "God Bless the USA". For some reason I remember hearing the end of that song at a base club, then the beginning of that Toby Keith disaster before the lights went out. I refused to "stand up" for the Keith song, and some Army guy punched me in the face. I think I argued that…

I thought it was cute that he showed up to visit that three year old that was in love with him. Yet sad that a three year old was in love with him.