At the risk of a shunning, I didn't watch the Wire until it was off the air. I'm glad I waited as I was free to watch it end to end in like a week. It was like the longest, best cop movie ever. Plus I lived in Baltmer at one time, which was the only reason I ever watched Homicide.

Fuck Yeah! Let's get back to the Orcses.

I'm sorry, but that is at least more clever than whipping one's hair:

I'm not a Kid Rock fan, but there's an element to him that he does not subscribe to his own bullshit. He's riding the gravy train with biscuit wheels, but knows it will all eventually get eaten and forgotten.

I don't listen to the album much any more, and even when I do I wonder what it was that I liked…the time. That was a great time in my life. That's why I liked the album.

They just need to eliminate the lie that they've actually found the talent here. Just concentrate on the freaks and the shut-ins that show up for the auditions…now that's good TV.

Kings of Leon…barely recognizeable now. I saw an interview with the lead singer/guitarist on On Demand where he was talking about how he doesn't need to jump around the stage as much now as he's gotten so much better as a musician, he doesn't need to cover up his mistakes with theatrics. Funny thing, play this new…

I can't watch Twighlight. My oldest adores it, and I tried on his account (he's 12…lay off), but I get bored, start to fidget and reach for my phone. I can't fathom a series about vampires that has very little blood, teenagers and going back to high school when you're over 100 years old. It's like watching porn that…

For the record it's "Band Fag" not "Band Geek". And isn't this show about Band Fags?

The only version I've heard is the Seacrest/King version. I'm kinda proud of that fact.

Why "Binky"? That is what I used to call my pacifier…just sayin.

I have an excuse…kids. I keep abreast of this stuff for their protection. Not from anything unsavory (hell, my 9 year old's favorite movie quotes are from Step Brothers…and I edited it down to like 45 minute PG-13 version), but from becoming cultural troglodytes that consume anything the Disney Channel shoves down…

My kids love that shit. I've forbidden it, but the little shits record it every chance they get and watch it in my room….lil fuckers.

@unicyclistperiscopes: Nope, it'll seem familiar because it's Dances with Wolves…er…blue aliens.

Jason Mraz strikes me as one of those douches who pretends to be "sensitive" so he can swoop in and steal your girlfriend…fuckin Jodie.

I look at Lady Gaga and think to myself…Madonnabe.

I remember slow dancing to Stairway to Heaven and not knowing what to do when the song sped up. Thank god for weed.

Say what you will, but that finally answered the question to that logic puzzle about the guy who always lies and the guy who always tells the truth. You just ask the guy…you just…awwww shit! Now I have to watch that again!

I'm proud to say I've never heard the kid sing. I look forward to his stint on Celebrity Rehab where I can go "oh, yeah…that kid".

I too am one of the ashamed few who can not get into Mad Men. I don't get it and it bores the bejesus outta me.