@Horny Midget (which is funny in and of itself):

"And by gay, i mean it involves one's anus in a way that could be glorious, but usually is just sordid."

Ok, what about Danke Schoen by Wayne Newton. I always thought that was a great and classy kiss-off song. Also, Hot Hot Heat's Good Night is pretty darn catchy and venomous if you listen to the words and all.

AGT: It's all the best of the freakshow shutins without that annoying singing contest at the end. (Let's face it, the best part of idol is the loser parade at the beginning).

I don't know if he's all that funny. It's just that everyone else on the show is that unfunny.

I can describe in one word the worst fuck I've ever had…"fantastic".

I hear it causes autism

Nuns with the Runs 3: Bad Habits

I like Chelsea Handler…or at least I'd like to handle her…pdump dump, tsh!

The Unusual Suspects
The Godmother (I, II and III)
Jowls
Memento II: The Post It
Jacob's Stair
Fight Club II: Tyler's Revenge
Apocalypse Then: Double-duxed

Was he actually "in" the band? Or just a prop?

Just catching up as I saw this on DVD last night, but I was blown away by this. Very stark, but rivetting. Couldn't stop watching it and that says a lot for a middle-aged, single father with borderline ADD watching a movie with subtitles. Great soundtrack too.

Schlub is no Slouch…Kudos sir.

Christiansen is terrible, tis true, but I think it's the hat in this case…"that fucking hat". I think I'd want to punch Natalie Portman if she wore that fucking hat. Very few people can wear a hat like that and most of them are NOT white.

Self-Indulgency
I would have to question myself constantly if I pursued this path, given that I were in Phoenix's position. I can't imagine that every decision was not informed by the fact that I was a famous movie star turned musician and am I really good or just the victim of a long line of yesmen and sycophants. I…

I could never stomach a full show. I always thought of the voiceover as ripped from a Christmas Story but all 70's, hippy-dippy, milquetoasted and dipped in wavy gravy.

Uh…how bout the new Arcade Fire song Suburbs maybe? Hell, you could just make a video with clips from these shows and string them together with that as the soundtrack.

Yeah, I'm not understanding the Apatow hate for anything less than douchery. Do they carry the emotional weight this film does? Hell no. But they do ring true in the best, funniest and most vulgar ways.

@ Lord Andre: Do you ever find Bugs Bunny hot when he dresses up like a girl?

I had this in my Netflix Queue and forgot all about it until it showed up and my daughter put it in. We all just stared and drooled and thoroughly enjoyed the whole shebang. Can't wait to see what's next.