If someone stuck their finger up my butt at a Star Wars convention I'd scream "rape" at the top of my lungs in the most unmanly of manners. But that's just me.

@Jorge: Oh know the Schadenfreude is on der fritz!

All that concert needed was for Justin Timberlake and the Rock to show up with shotguns and sing that Killers song.

"What makes Sonny a bad character is that he's so narrowly drawn: There's little indication of the passion that initially drew him to New Orleans, much less to Annie, and his scenes tend to collapse into a black hole of narcissism and self-pity. At a certain point during the first season, it became clear that Sonny…

You know what really bugs me about True Blood? The theme song and titles. They promise something really seedy and southern, but yet the show is a little silly. Still, I embarrassingly admit I'm caught up in it. However, I'd love to see a show about the seedy underbelly of the Big Easy. Treme is just so lame and could…

I was the same, but I got over that third episode hump (get it?). I just got into season three and I'm still digging it, but yes, Tara is annoying. Funny, I thought she was hot at first, but as the show progressed (and I watched season's 1 and 2 in a few weeks), she got less and less attractive. Sookie really gets on…

MASH (fuck your asterixes…asteri…whatever) the TV show was a kick to Robert Altman's teeth. That movie was so perversely wonderful, and that TV show so badly milquetoast it gauls me today. Klinger is the big, ugly, Lebanese chancre on it's bulbous, bloaty, watered-down TV show ass.

"Glum Cunt"…Finally, a name for my emo band.

Dude, when the dancers become the fucking stars, it's time to go back to books. WTF! A C? I think there needs to be more sub-categories. This gets a C in the vapid, limpdick, lameass douchery category, but an overall F. They should never let music videos go over 5 minutes.

When I was 10 or 11, our babysitter took us to see Slapshot because her boyfriend (the bowhunter…no shit, he even made his own bows) was dying to see it. PA is a hockey state, so I wasn't surprised. My little sister was there as well, which is shocking now, but I still remember that movie fondly…still holds up. It was…

Gonna have to agree with the main poster here. Chris Chadwick is far and above funnier than Tosh…Tosh annoys me to no end. It's literally like having your hick, gay neighbor standing over your shoulder while you're watching YouTube. Face it, Tosh is for old farts who miss AFHV. Web Soup is for the younger, douchier of…

Isn't vodka basically less than bathtub gin? WTF people? And what's next? "Ripple…we're taken it back, bitches!"

Big ups for Tunnels on that note, but what? no Harry Chapin?

I always took it as a comment on the human experience from a hipster douche-esque, guy perspective rather than strictly a guy perspective of the hipster douche-esque experience…does that make sense?

Anything heavy with father and son relationships gets to me. My dad died when I was 2 but still plays a big role in my life. I have two sons and a daughter now, so that shit always gets to me. Cheesily, but What Dreams May Come gets to me…the whole thing with them going into Hell.

The Mountain Goats "This Year" rung pretty true for me the year I got divorced and became a full-time single dad.

Truly awesome! Congrats to you both!

Oddly enough, I am now starting to warm to Skylar. Although I'd say, if all she wanted was to be included in the Meth trade, whe went about it all the wrong way. Maybe she'll get Ted to be their Danny???

He did say he "once" convinced a chick he was Kevin Costner…could have been at a bar right after she'd seen Bull Durham.

It's weird to see him in Big Love…talk about two ends of the spectrum.