"Baby you're sweet, but you're just four feet and you've still got your baby teeth/ You're too young, and I'm too well hung/But tonight I'm gonna rock you."

No… best one-night-stand song ever is Foreigner "Hot Blooded."

It would have made a good backing track for Louis CK's SNL sketch about two people hooking up at a bar because they were the only ones left.

I could justify shooting and posting pictures of really interesting food photos… a luau in Hawaii, pre-fire department shots of deep-frying a turkey, the plating of long pig at a Satanic bacchanal… but pictures of restaurant food don' usually rise to those criteria. 

Men who use their hands to manually pleasure women should get manicures as nothing is less sexy than an unintentional fingernail scratch across a clitoris.

There was also that awful John McEnroe competition show "The Chair" which was entirely based on heart rate.

Well, Burt did ask politely to keep Lucy effectively dead. I mean, it does seem like she came back every year, and it was getting old.

The line about pairing any Midwestern state with any snack food had me rolling because it implied that Burt had a whole lot of odd tricks up his sleave. 

@avclub-41a9c6014f10b08a8e0f77e3d8ac53ea:disqus  I respectfully disagree. If Argo wins, it will be because of the ego of actors, writers and producers.

One word… library.

golf clubs, a big-screen television and porn… lots and lots of very violent porn.

I read it last month and enjoyed it quite a bit… though I will note that it is a summer book. It's hard to relate to people talking about sweating through their clothes when the high today here in Cleveland is 10 degrees.

Wow @Jason:disqus,

I was very good last year and actually read more books than I saw movies. From this list, my favorites were Gone Girl and May We Be Forgiven. Neither paints a particularly happy picture of modern marriage (an institution in which I am quite happy), but both are great page turners and offer real insights into some of…

I was very good last year and actually read more books than I saw movies. From this list, my favorites were Gone Girl and May We Be Forgiven. Neither paints a particularly happy picture of modern marriage (an institution in which I am quite happy), but both are great page turners and offer real insights into some of…

Great description of reading that book. I remember chuckling a lot while reading it, getting some good shock value from its display of various sexual perversions (the furry-esque people who liked getting hand jobs from Godzilla puppets while watching Japanese monster movies was clever)… the book leave no real…

Great description of reading that book. I remember chuckling a lot while reading it, getting some good shock value from its display of various sexual perversions (the furry-esque people who liked getting hand jobs from Godzilla puppets while watching Japanese monster movies was clever)… the book leave no real…

Tooting my own horn a bit, but I did call Malcolm and Denise making it to the endgame back in October, right after Denise survived her first post-merge tribal. To quote:

Tooting my own horn a bit, but I did call Malcolm and Denise making it to the endgame back in October, right after Denise survived her first post-merge tribal. To quote:

What really made this season different though was that no one in that final three was undeserving of getting there. There were no goats. There were no villains. It was three people who played great games, surviving against long odds in many cases and hitting the outwit, outplay, outlast points brilliantly.