I tried to find an avatar picture with the sky "the color of a television, tuned to a dead channel."  Not sure how well I succeeded, though.

After the success of It Gets Better, Dan is starting his new Straight People Are Morons campaign. 

Yeah, my first girlfriend's father was a retired Air Force colonel.  He never gave me any sort of "you'd better treat my little girl right" lecture, but it was implicit.

Nah, he's 15, lost his parents, and BAB makes him feel wanted and buys him things.  If he can avoid the really dangerous stuff @avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus mentioned, he should come out of it OK.  And yes, if big bro lets the small things slide (dating an asshole), then little bro will still feel…

You'd have to use lots of loubre.

I've never eaten borscht, so I've been doing my part all along!

Or Sarah Palin's Alaska!

The thing about Garibaldi is a) his identity and recovery are tied up in his job (his knowledge that his life would have gone to shit if Sinclair hadn't given him one last shot), so he zeroes in on that when trying to help Franklin; and b) he's not really that bright, getting by on guile and brawn more than…

And didn't the super-engineer usually come up with a new drive or weapon with his slide rule and a piece of chalk right in the midst of a space battle?

He showed suprising restraint in not starting the series with Commander Jeffrey Kennison.

Now that we've decided that Kosh = bro, I can say:

@avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7:disqus  Na'Toth is more the Canadian girlfriend.  Franklin's colleagues are like Spinal Tap dummers.  "And then our new chief of surgery spontaneosly combusted right there in MedLab."

Strangely, Franklin might be my favorite character, at least among the main cast.  Not sure what that says about me…

This tends to be a polite and classy corner of the ol' AVClub, but can I  express my, uh, appreciation for Dr.Hobbs?  Because…damn.

Five Doctors. Two Bakers. One sonic vibrator. Lots of snogging.  UNIT

@Dikachu:disqus  *ahem* Windel

Let's form a subcommittee to strategize how to incentivize them.  We'll need to brand some rubber duckies, buy out Mrs. Fields, and invest in a giant newspaper to line the bird cage.

That is sage advice.  I mean, um, this has never happened to me before, really!

@avclub-7b854e1c9778aa8ff839837766cf71d3:disqus  I don't know…Kathy Najimy?  I mean, it's yiddish for "pleasantly plump" so I didn't associate the term with towering Wagnerian sopranos.  Really, in this case anything other than "I need help to get off the couch" was misleading.

Tell the guy that you'll handle this vice on your own but to keep the bottles of superlative scotch coming!  I mean, if he wants to give you nice gifts, you might as well keep the focus on something you'll actually use.