Huh, I had no idea that being open to interracial dating was something that needed to be announced.  Or is it more stating that you are specifically looking for someone of a different ethnicity? 

hmm…sounds like it could have come up organically (at least to her) as being single makes it easier because at least she doesn't have to have sex with her parents in the house or her living situation makes it harder to get dates.or something like that.

Toaster?  But I hardly know her!

Good luck!  Don't show 'em the dick pics until the second interview.

Yup, it depends on whether someone wants to have a relationship and work in the kink or start with the kink and find relationship material that way (or not if they're not looking for one).  However, the way this guy wants to bring up his fetish RIGHT AWAY makes me think he should have gone with the kink-first approach.

Actualizing these impactful new paradigms will enable us to not just survive, but thrive all the way from Wall Street to Main Street.

Wow, I usually just get restaurant recommendations when people know I'm going on vacation.  That's a little strange, and I'd be uncomfortable for all the reasons you list plus the whole, you know, illegal aspect.  There's not chance this is some sort of weird test, is it?  Does he get a referral kickback from his…

1) What the hell is "down with the swirl"?
2) Will I regret asking that?
3) One would think that a picture exchange would happen pretty early, even if you don't have one in your profile.  So it's not like you have to make a grand announcement about your body type.
4) Bravo on avoiding euphemisms.  Early on in my…

She has a hoard of a horde of whores?

Yeah, I suspect someone who says (or texts) something like that is *not* prepared to hear about the diaper thing. 

Oh jeez, you're probably right.  On today's installment of Destroy My Faith in Humanity…

@Nudeviking:disqus  All this porn is FUCKING DISTRACTING.  Send it to the past!

When you guys do these meet-up things, does Gowron hand out nametags?

"Why don't I come over and show you how to mix a white russian?"  [waggles eyebrows]

It just means that they're trying to sell their product to people who want their porn to be all romantic and shit.

Are there other friends who have seen the negative effects of this new woman who you could recruit into an intervention-type thing?  She's working some serious voodoo and the whole thing with the kids and the husband in prison (who will looking to bust the heads of her fuck-buddies when he gets out) sounds pretty…

It's because the Boomers control our world and people like the "former high-flying advertising executive" who did half Dan's job for him this week are desperate to stave off their mortality.  See also: bucket lists.

And Monica wants everyone to know about all the younger guys flirting with her after she lost weight.

And it gave Dan's consultant a chance to plug her website and brag about how she's a hot older lady with younger men panting after her.  The second letter and answer are pretty much a waste of everyone's time.

Minor observations (I'll leave the lengthy, profound ones to @avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus )