Agree with tzero.  It's not about your motivations, but how she will perceive it.  I think sometimes women in those courses see it as somewhere "safe" where they can just take a class and learn some stuff.  Being hit on in that environment might make her defenses go up even faster than in, say, a PoliSci course.  Be…

Wow, that's hilarious!

I liked Hum, but they aren't a band anymore.

Ender?  I hardly know her!

I'd add "Fourth of July" to your list for the low growly guitar riff.

Have you seen it?  If not, why do you think it deserves positive buzz?  Just because you like the director's previous work?

"But Marge, Sipowicz does it!"

SPOILERS

The 400 Blows  Jeez, you mean there's another Linda Lovelace movie coming out?

Gonna make ya edit!

By the way, I turned 40 earlier this year and found that the anticipation of it was much worse than its actuality.  Once you have your birthday, you'll realize it's no big thing and go back to your life without ohmygodforty hanging over your head.

Deep deep throat?  Is that even possible?  I mean, how much deeper could it be?  The answer is none.  None more deep.

"One shot that changed everything.  One mother's love.  Her courage made her a legend.  And there's a skunk or something.  Bambi's Mom coming this Summer.  In 3-D at select theaters"

"Her courage made her a legend"  What, so this is going to posit Linda Lovelace as some kind of empowered feminist icon?  You know whose courage made her a legend?  Rachel fucking Carson, that's who.

Sonic Screwdriver?  But I hardly know her!

How about putting her hand between your hand and your dick while you finish yourself?  That way, she's at least physically involved in getting you off.  Then move up to having her jerk you off in the same manner you would do it to yourself, then level up from there.

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus You can have good, deep conversations about art and history and stuff with anyone* while you look for a guy to have good, deep everything with.  You're not really keeping this guy around for the conversation, and he's not suddenly going to turn into what you want…

Dammit @avclub-79557cb93066f4470b8cee6e9110f757:disqus I told your mom not to look!

@avclub-922bef8cb435badb8dbc882b084ac5bc:disqus  But the new testament also has lots of "keep women in their place" stuff (like keeping their heads covered in church in…Corinthians, maybe?  And I think most of what Christian bigots use to denounce homosexuality is in the old testament other than one verse in Romans. …

Because you wanted to fuck him with blackjack! and hookers!