Agree with the rest.  You gotta go cold turkey.

"If my ass is to be kicked, it will be kicked."

See, this I can understand even though I "got" the show.  But the guy further up calling them loathsome?  I'm gonna kick his ass.

@Scrawler2:disqus  Are you my sister?  My mom is basically Peggy, too, and "complicated feelings" about that character is exactly right.

"That boy's not…a boy anymore."

[Someone mentions Reagan]
[Hank stares wistfully into the middle-distance]
Hank: "God, I miss voting for that man."

Consort?  Although that might imply that one person is more important than the other.

A new city is a great excuse to meet new people (and possible romantic partners), too.  New co-workers or classmates, new neighbors, you can join a B-movie meetup group or something, etc.  Hell, now *I* want to move to Seattle.

My penis was inside her vagina *and* outside it at the same time!  But then one of us looked.

And when marriage is mentioned, it's all this wife submitting to her husband shit.  How is that supposed to work with two men or two women?  I have to know whom I can boss around, dammit!

Umm..the aqueduct?

The Galactic Republicans will say that his kids were messed up because they had an absentee father.  But then they turn a blind eye to the whole erastes-eromenos thing the Sith have going on.

There's no pill, but wedding rings should make you stop wanting to have hot, adventurous sex.

You met her when you were, what, like 9 or something?  No wonder you couldn't get over her.

Or just don't wipe quite so thoroughly a couple of times.

Wear boxers during.  She can get access where you want her to have access, but not where you don't.

Well since you're unwashed, she probably wouldn't want to anyway…

She could have a boyfriend back home and be up for a fling while she's here.  However: A) would you be OK being the guy she cheats on her boyfriend with?, and B) from some of your comments, you sound like you're looking to settle down pronto, so is a fling really for you?

That was my reaction too.  Unless they've Skyped or something and he's certain that the guy typing all of the "we have so much in common!" stuff and the guy in the pictures are one and the same, assume that they aren't.  Time to set up a meeting at a coffee shop and walk right back out if it's a different guy. 

They really ought to include Alien Nation in this.  What the…why the fuck would you tell me to watch that?