Can we all line up and take turns punching your dad in the junk?

Give her a time limit on the bitching.  "OK, your 15 minutes of complaining about this guy are up for today.  Let's change the topic.  Once you decide to actually fucking do something about the situation, you can talk about it some more."

His last text makes it sound like he thinks you're an active partner in his sex life at this point*.  If you're not comfortable with that, it might be time to let him know that you're intrigued by his proclivities in a "case study" kind of way but that humiliating him doesn't do anything for you.  If he can dial it…

Don't worry Chief, we won't tell Keiko.

That's pretty much what I was going to suggest, @Dikachu:disqus .  Wait for the 1-year mark when the rutting phase will probably be over (if not, you're a lucky bastard).  You'll know better how you feel about her, she'll know if she's into you enough to consider "something serious," and there's a chance things will…

You know, it might be.  I mainly remember it from the "whorenun" thing on Sprockets on SNL.

The husband?  Eliot Spitzer.

Ooh, is this like Sesame Street?

Exactly.  My parents made no secret that they stayed together for the kids a couple of times, and then finally got divorced the summer after I finished high school.  So I got to experience the pre-divorce animosity *and* the lawyers and recriminations and all that crap during the divorce itself.  Thanks guys!

Only until someone follows through and makes this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

He's just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass TARDIS.

The landlord lurking in the background being nosy was a nice touch, too.

Yeah, she's a Sebacean who likes cosplaying as a Romulan.

Do "my side" and "your side" count as layers?

Good point.  Maybe he could have said that the flat hand represents a Qualta blade, which of course would beat rock.  But then, how would scissors beat Qualta?  Are they laser scissors?

@avclub-a883fabbbec60032a0c7359a7351c122:disqus  Let's see if I can do this without being able to hum examples.  An arpeggio is spelling out a chord, but one note at a time rather than all at once.  So right when "Babylon 5" is on screen and the cast pictures start, there is a sequence of sustained chords carrying us…

That bit with he arpeggio in the background during the cast shots is excellent.

It tickles me immensely that people here have the knowledge base for this discussion and the one above about physics in zero-gee.  Bravos all around.

In some alternate universe Babylon 5, her decisions must have ended horribly.  Valen only knew about things that happened up until a certain point, so he had no way of knowing if it would work in the long run.  Breaking the Council, the Civil War…Minbar could have really gone to shit without Neroon's change of heart.

Where did you find info about what would have been in the season finale?  I'm very curious about where Crusade was heading.