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Hook is one of the worst films I have ever seen.

Pretty good calls for the most part.

Pretty good calls for the most part.

OMG, I totally forgot about that piece of crap, am going to have to add it to my list below.

OMG, I totally forgot about that piece of crap, am going to have to add it to my list below.

There are a lot worse Disney feature cartoons than Pocahontas.

There are a lot worse Disney feature cartoons than Pocahontas.

Gremlins 1 was bad enough.

Gremlins 1 was bad enough.

Unforgiven has some of the best period dialogue I've ever  heard in a historical film, and great characters.

Unforgiven has some of the best period dialogue I've ever  heard in a historical film, and great characters.

I'd say Unforgiven was the only truly excellent movie on that list.

I'd say Unforgiven was the only truly excellent movie on that list.

"Never hate a movie…"

"Never hate a movie…"

Oh, Greeks had plenty of issues with their sexuality - there were still a lot of 'rules' about how men could conduct sexual relationships (old men tops, young men bottoms)  and in most Greek City-states women were little better than slaves (interestingly, Sparta was less harsh on women than in 'liberal' Athens).

Oh, Greeks had plenty of issues with their sexuality - there were still a lot of 'rules' about how men could conduct sexual relationships (old men tops, young men bottoms)  and in most Greek City-states women were little better than slaves (interestingly, Sparta was less harsh on women than in 'liberal' Athens).

I don't think the film is really about bisexuality per se.

I don't think the film is really about bisexuality per se.

IMO EWS could have been a masterpiece if ONLY Kubrick had left the setting in 1890's Vienna and not tried to update it to 90's NYC.