You lack the ability to actually get mad? WTF are you DOING here, then?

Au contraire, it's about seeing which sad commenters don't have significant others to rip on. (I'm looking at YOU unregistered Naviakit.)

How quickly we forget the wonder of "Cats"!

Oscar and Hammerstein get X-TREME!!! ::explosions, etc.::

And Burt Reynolds and Michael Madsen?! I'm almost interested.

Dammit, I thought I was the only one with the immediate Doctor Who response.

You stupid bastards made me laugh to the point of tears with this asinine cheese thread. Kudos.

Tristiac, you can say that as much as you want, after you blow me.

Yep.

Yeah, where's she at? HEY, SUGAR TITS!!!

@Skirkster - How far is Omaha from Denver? I bet we could meet in the middle and have a picnic on the prairie or something…

::Summer Glau maces the lot of you::

::blushes, bows, gropes scotteb under the table::

Y'all are in for a treat the next time I roll back east. Or you guys roll out west. The Rockies are lovely in the summer — come visit!

Jorge is MINE, MINE I TELL YOU! Back off, Hambone, or I will cut you.

@Pilgrim - Do not doubt the reality of these boobies.

Whoa, I take a sabbatical from Twitter and everyone just decides to up and leave? What's up with that? @easytoplease, is everything okay?

Crazily enough, SchoolhouseReck. I am now a sporadic user, but wildly appreciated when I do drop in.

@cybersybil - There is no finer internet validation than that of the AVC. Which, regrettably, isn't saying much.

"MET"? Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?