I WILL steal Riff away from Pilgrim. You're on notice, buddy!

::Summer Glau sprays mace at the groomsmen::

They lure their prey with their hotness. JUST LIKE IN TWILIGHT, ZOMG!!!

So want to read that fanfic.

I have to say, I've been delighted to lust after just about all of the commenters I've met in person. Aw, hell, ALL of them. Who am I trying to kid — they're all insanely hawt fuckbeasts.

I KNEW there was something evil about the whole thing! Thank god you've nailed it down for me. That would've bugged me all night.

GAH! Even reading your reasonably snarky description makes me furious and nauseous simultaneously. There's some fucked up people out there.

THANK YOU, EL ZILCHO!!! I was hoping somebody would point that out. They just ARE NOT M&Ms. They're mushy wannabes.

Dude, it was so clearly Yes lyrics. May Jon Anderson shit rainbows on your ever-expanding consciousness of eternity.

Yeah, but Bug's Life was quietly awesome. I think you mean Cars and, um, the upcoming Cars 2.

Tristiac, I remember watching the Cosby episode and thinking "This is something I should appreciate, not just dismiss as 'stuff grown-ups like.'"

A valiant effort.

It _would_ explain her sardonic sense of humor. But wasn't Linus's daughter ALREADY KILLED ON THE ISLAND??? ::cue dramatic music::

What about the guy who played the doctor on Firefly? He could play against type, no?

::cowers to avoid Mace::

That was my favorite LOL moment. Second favorite: explaining to my husband that the first line Nabin said wasn't actually his real voice.

She may not be cut out for live sketch comedy, but Sidibe is in NO way talentless. Whether or not you liked the film Precious in general, Sidibe did incredible work in the lead role.

Now if Mattingly's mustache was made of weed… That'd be somethin'.

Says you, Daddy-o!

I wasn't allowed to read Sweet Valley High books. So I did anyway, and became a total ho because of them.