How can it be delicious if it smells so hideous? And what tastes delicious about it?

I love Rush and I'm ALL woman. Don't quite understand the sausage-fest connotation, other than its presence in "I Love You, Man."

Yep.

@phenol — The Kraken is in the second book, if the movie is successful enough to make a sequel. Why the fuck did they give it to a hack like Columbus?! ::grieves lost possibilities::

The books are vastly more entertaining than Harry Potter, imho, although Tasha's point about the parallels is well taken.

I condemn your spelling, but laud your choice of bad-ass.

Good for you, Mr. Oates. I was dragged by smitten kids and fanboy relatives - NOT WORTH IT. SO FUCKING BORING.

Nabin, you've reminded me of my favorite unlikely Jew-poseur: Melanie Griffith in "A Shiksa Among Us."

Let's get down to brass tacks, Mr. Ford.
Calista Flockhart? Seriously?!?

He got that shortly before the dumb-looking bristly haircut, and right around when he ditched his wife of many years. Even Han Solo can have a midlife crisis, apparently.

I can't handle the tooth. I just can't.
My children keep begging to see The Tooth Fairy. The Rock with wings.

::grins delightedly::

DPA - You made me LOL. I love puns. Truly!
Love,
Reck

Yes, but we're WRONG for liking the Hell things and hating the Heaven things, is the point. Repent, and join me in self-flagellation.

::stares at you intently::

I do! I want giant blue wang!

Exactly, Don't Hate Me. I adore Nabin's writing, and his write-ups are far more insightful than the books he reviews. Besides, I don't think he's necessarily advocating that we read the book — is he?

Thank you, Otto. Well said.

That "Hell" placement in the Inventory book hurt my feelings. My lame, old, unhip feelings.

It's not that it's @#$% or @#$% controversial, just that the @#$%ing words are awfully strong.