Elitist Trash and all who agree with him (?) are correct. FEH.

Precisely. You want to fuck her, but not render her in oils.

@JVS — I don't know if I found the analysis light, necessarily, but it was DAMN enjoyable. Also, strangely arousing (probably something about the blow job on the merry-go-round. And all the "raging heterosexuality"). Props, Nabin.

Still, YAY ZACK!!! Welcome back.

Nary a snark
Just undying admiration for two great funny men.

But they were describing fairy dust, the component particles of which ARE actually fucktons. I think the article means to say that you will receive one fuckton of fairy dust, the potential energy of which is equivalent to one single sparkle of an abstinence vampire.

Soup du jour!

At least you guys came up with potential lyrics. I just kinda howled along…

Are you trying to tell me that wasn't written specifically for the good folks at Volkswagon? Pish posh! I'll hear none of it.

::starts humming Nena::

I assumed it meant "Is that clear, Commissioner?"

That was my main thought, too. I'm impressed with how good television has been over the past ten years!

How can Clay "Sheeeeeeeit" Davis not be on your lists?

I have to admit — that was well done.

Denver
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SNARKY COME TO DENVER!

@Autotune — Is that seriously what he says? 'Cause that's pretty awesome. ::rocks out to "Wanted: Dead or Alive"::

Parenthood
Without diminishing Chabon's fatherhood as a specifically male exercise (I'm sure that there are aspects to his parenting that are masculine beyond the basics of just being a parent), that first quote is a perfect definition of parenthood. And all of the examples mentioned in the article echo my own…

Leonard, my darling…
You have risen inestimably higher in my AVC-crush pantheon. I love you! ::kisses you passionately, shares an order of nachos::

DENVER GODSDAMMIT!!!
YOU HAVE AN AVC (formerly Decider) HERE AND EVERYTHING!!! Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaase?

A lovely tidbit from the linked article in People Magazine
"Posting a picture of herself looking forlorn as she peeked out from the giant mosquito net surrounding her bed, Simpson Tweeted on Sept. 23, "WTF?!? Do I really have to sleep like this?" "