That's just how awesome I am
All my favorites are in the Advanced category. Does this mean I'm just fabulous, or that the movies most people thing of as less essential are the best ones for me?

Mazel Tov, Riff! Y'all gots to get on Twitter and hang with the other AVC cool kids. (For reals!)

@ J. Goo - lolz!

Branagh's was interminable, and he was too old to play Hamlet well. Feh. (I was SO disappointed!) I haven't yet seen a decent film of Hamlet, though, so I'm probably just grumpy.

How did she prove her chops in Adventureland? By being similarly sullen and incomprehensible? Feh. Disappointed!

@ The Quirk — I have been wondering about that FOREVER! It sounds like a win/win scenario, honestly.

You mean a "New York" plot.

Okay, clearly I posted too early upthread if this is where we express our love for characters. I love Toby! There, I said it.

I have a bizarre love for his character. How can a serious, bald guy with a middle-aged-looking beard be so sexy?

That's you I've been seeing? Hi, ba! ::waves, does strip tease::

Oh, ba, I'm flattered. I'd be more so if I had a computer with a camera in it, though…

I want T-Pain's chain. And grill. And hat.

I think Sean's personal buzz has been killed. He's in a bad way.

I'm a fan of how amusingly 30 Rock does their appallingly blatant product placements.

"shuffling around her apartment or St. Lucia hospital room looking like a collapsed vein in a wifebeater"

I'm looking for a punch line… Maybe he's being nice?

I'm just deeply annoyed that Ms. LeTourneau stole my schtick before I had a chance to really develop it and put on an amazing show. I coulda been a pedophiliac contenda!

Tasha and I share a brain AND a hometown!
In addition to using The Tick quotes, and constantly referencing national 80s commercials, I have NEVER forgotten Jhoon Rhee's commercials. My brother and I used to act them out (we were bored little kids).

I wonder if they'll have limited edition expansion packs: "Eating Disorder Ouija Questions," "Am I A Slut?" and of course "Does This Make Me Look Fat?"

::pees her pants laughing at all y'all::