Chang? Tell me about the rabbits, Chang.

My brother and his wife first danced to that song. Groove is in the heart, indeed.

Hey, Part_david paid considerable money for this, didn't he? The man deserves his disgusting food or drink.

@ JVS — Well zinged, my friend, even if nobody noticed but me.

Such is the fate of most novelty foods. So exciting initially, then months later you remember you need to throw them out.

I had the same problem (and amusement), but I couldn't even play the video past the first couple of seconds. HEY AVC GODS!!! WHAT'S UP WITH THE VIDEO? WACK AS FUCK, PEOPLE!

Someone must taste that DO NOT EAT silica gel, Tuxedo Monkey. If Chang is at a fucking ball game, will you step up?

The last time someone tried to follow IES Chang, they got et!

Pilgrim, you are a continual source of brilliance and hilarity. FTW!

Those pink things they tasted a couple weeks ago made me want to volunteer for dick attachment surgery. Same thing happens with Sex and the City and stupid-ass rom coms.

Fresh ripe raspberries kick the ass of the other minor-league berries like straw and blue. However, artificial strawberry bears no resemblance to the taste of anything found in nature (or even in anything bearable). HATE HATE HATE artificial strawberry.

So you're a big fruit puff?

Okay, real question: is Colt 45 more like a beer, a wine cooler, or something completely else? All I know is their old jingle: "Colt45 Malt Liquor, loaded with dynamite taste! So grab one, down one, get yourself around one, Colt 45!"

Ratio of ass to panty-offing = availability of strawberry oreos vs. chocovine.

Sister Mary Francis, have respect for your Mother Superior!

@ betterforsome — I thought the first Star Trek movie drove that point home pretty well.

Oh, gods, Riff, Amok Time just about kills every thinking woman nerd out there. Gotta love alien biological imperatives!

I realize that you are just a pretty pony, but them's fighting words. Go away.

Wait, Data learned about emotions? This is great stuff! ::opens Netflix queue to add Insurrection::

@ Riff Randell - Oh, I'll get started on Zachary Quinto anytime you like! And I believe I do, somewhere downthread from here. ::scrolls down a bit:: Yup! It's down there.