E2P, you've been putting a lot of thought into this, haven't you?

+2 Deutch interweb points

That is the most positive spin I've seen on this bag of crap since its inception. You really do have a sense of the possibilities!

Mais oui. Why did I even ask?

And do you add THAT to your Key Lime Pie?

The glass of what, dare I ask?

Seriously, Zonkers, you are LOVING this comment section! (And I love you for it.)

::pulls out a lovely dish of man flan, digs in with great zest::

So all the 27-year-old women are going ham on this site? Somebody grab a camcorder!

I think they did, actually. That's so sweet!

I bet that most of them either assumed it was a joke (less likely) or figured that Koski's theory of "cooking out" the potentially harmful stuff was accurate (more likely).

Hey-oh!

Dammit, now I'm gay.

The Guy in the Oxford Shirt over the Yellow T, with a Cubs Glass
Keeps popping the pecans in his mouth LONG after the 'reveal' about the secret ingredient. I admire his intrepid pursuit of snacking, regardless of contents.

"…the wipes are pretty sweet."
Well, maybe more salty than sweet.

I was thinking more of what wine to pair with human ejaculate — either sex. You want something to balance the full bodied flavor, but not diminish the subtle seafood notes.

Wait, that's not the standard "how to cook hot dogs on a camp-out" technique?

This could be a beautiful, intimate thing, and you guys are just being so unpleasant about it!

That's what he said!

Yeah, the previous taste tests never had sexual humor in the comments. Thank god, we've been freed from that tyranny!