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Schoolhouse Reck
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Does this count as a very laid back form of cannibalism?

I think you're confused by the indentations from the mold it was made in.

"You made it, you sleep on it."
Alternately, cum.

Hey, I thought The Stand was pretty good for a mini-series! The devil guy scared the crap out of me — and he turned out to be the captain in Law and Order: SVU. EEEEEEEEKKK!!!!!

Frack, yes, I'm excited (to mix geekisms for a moment).

Would the octomom get paid for it? 'Cause she gots to get paid.

Because it's failure for you! Touch me once and you know it's true. You've never failed any one like this, you know it's true, you feel it in your cancerAIDSfire, it's failure for you.

Especially the lingering camera shots up her torso. WTF, Today Show? Pimp much?

I think it's like Spanish or Italian: "Lord-Ess."

Misery was freaking brilliant, as well.
I wonder if his newer, more character-based stuff is more suited to the screen?

Thank you, Not Gary Higgins!

Faster. More intense.

The Really Final, Truly Undiscovered, Ultimate Frontier. We Swear.

Guess which Trek fan has two thumbs and is slobbering uncontrollably over this movie? And over Zachary Quinto?
THIS ONE!

I don't know, they're both associated with California. Sounds like the same guy.

Um, who is Cesc Fabregas?

I don't want the women to date beefcake, I want a tall, slender dude. More contrast. Much hotter.

But when I'm swimming it's okay, right?

ZMF + Riff
scotteb + phel
Pilgrim + easytoplease
JVS + Lemur
PrisonWine + Koski
JGoo + Ellie

the elimination catchphrase: "I'm sorry, but you'll have to leave this behind."