@ scotteb — Absolutely love your new avatar, my friend!

How can nobody be bringing up Krispy Kremes and a muu-muu?

It's not like rice is so nutritious, though. Even brown rice. Y'all are going to get scurvy and rickets.

@ Chubby Chasee — you just keep those chipmunk cheeks adorably full, and you can do anything you want. Such a cute avatar! ::pinches Chubby Chasee's cheeks::

Thanks for the thought, Richelieu! I have seen Turnabout Intruder, though. (Of course, I grew up in DC, so who knows what their syndication package looked like.)

At least I don't smell like grease at the end of the day. That's something to be proud of.

@WWOFTBBNR - Good call.

Do you think it was hard to get the war paint on? Maybe someone got clawed or bitten — that'd be cool.

Okay, I just watched it on Hulu. WTF did the Red Hour have to do with anything else in the rest of the ep again?

You have to get a DVR. Never see another commercial! Be out of touch with columns like this one!

That's much more poetic than my plan: Hulu over the weekend. ;)

Rowrbazzle, that was actually quite insightful. Why the hell are you posting here?

Blackmail, and give the proceeds to charity?

Dude, they totally rocked this question on Heroes last week! Holla back…

Congrats, Louis! What an auspicious occasion. Celebrate with more ass jokes!

Jorge, in view of your sweet avatar status, I will revise my previous description of the Recks' night out: dinner isn't always catatonic.

How 'bout Ghostbusters whiskey?

Consternation and Alarm!
I don't know for sure, but I think that I may never have seen the Archons episode. And I thought I'd seen EVERY episode multiple times. How is this possible? Do I have to die in a fire for this flaw in my geekery?

I am honored to have my name forever associated with chlamydia. Thanks, Sugar Tits!

Heyooooo!