I fucking love the original film and see no need to remake it. I fucking hate Ben Stiller. I will probably go see this anyway, if only to give me more reasons to hate him.

I, too, wondered why the defense was allowed to mention that. What, so people with chlamydia are liars? Why didn't the prosecution object to that? It's irrelevant. Having chlamydia doesn't make you any worse of a witness. It's not like Veronica said she saw the tapes (or that Aaron tried to kill her) when she was at…

Oh, I know. That's part of what made it so great. I'm just in awe of Jeff now that he's sober (but apparently still weird).

My favorite part was definitely Jeff's board. How did he even KNOW about some of that stuff? Orion? The Tron Poster? (Though I was ridiculously happy that SOMEONE remembered that Chuck had his own little spy board on the back of the poster)

"The Hunt for Red October" involves the ocean AND Russia!

Or maybe the people doing the scan are human-centric and when they said "life forms," what they really meant to say was "humanoid life forms."

Except…would it really not count as graduating just because he didn't walk? They'd already have the diploma for him, right? He was AT graduation, in a cap and gown, I'd assume that means he finished high school.

They haven't been celibate, phodreaw. Over the course of the show, Beckett's had at least two boyfriends that I can think of, and Castle's had his share of flings, plus a short reconciliation with his second ex-wife.

I dunno, I guess for me, it's the same reason why I shouldn't call my friend who lost her virginity at 16 a slut. It's no one's business but your own when you choose to lose your virginity. Whether you lose it at 15, 25, or, you know, 40, it's none of my business.  I just don't see why we can't accept someone choosing…

Not to mention that once they work out the kinks, they'll no doubt discover…well, kinks. I can just imagine the conversations they'll have once they discover oral sex. And that there's more than just the missionary position.

Oh, God, I fucking HATE that fucking "Christmas Shoes" song. The only way I can get through it when it plays on the radio and my friend turns it up, all, "OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!!!" is to pretend that the kid is running a scam. And I love how, in the lyrics, the narrator is all, "I laid the money down/I just had to help…

You're right. How could I forget that Anne Dudek was on this show? The Jules-pilot, then. :)

Wait…I thought Juliet was close to both her parents. Shawn deduces it when he and Jules first meet. Is this another case of, "If if happened in the Pilot, it doesn't count"? Or was the Continuity Fairy on vacation?

I laughed when Jack fell into the water. "I'll never let go!" *Jack falls in* (Me: Oops! Sorry, Jack.)

Seriously! He looked like he was celebrating Halloween a month late by dressing up as a Beatle. Or maybe a beat poet.

Or he saw Valkyrie, and said, "Man, if Tom Cruise in an eyepatch can't even do it, then nobody can!"

Maybe they thought he would suffocate? Or maybe the Doctor's seen "TimeCop 2."

I want to see this because (1) I love movies about movies, especially Old Hollywood, and (2) one of my friends was in the crew somewhere (production something-or-other in the U.S) and I'm going so I can sit through the credits and yell, "HEY, I KNOW HER!!'  at the screen when her name scrolls by.

I would love to see a version of "Singin' in the Rain" that paints Lina as the tragic main character whose career and fiancé are stolen by some nobody brunette bitch.

You'd have to go to one of the more liberal churches, though. 'Cause my church is fairly stereotypically Presbyterian. Even down to the stained-glass windows.