Maybe he gets amnesia or loses an eye (and then we get Colin Firth in an eyepatch!) or something. I bet there's a fanfic or twelve out there with explanations plausible enough for a world where you turn people into murderers via SIM card and then blow up other people's heads to "Pomp and Circumstance."

Not to mention she referred to him as an "abusive ex-boyfriend" when crying on Jane's shoulder on the stairs.

I totally agree about Rafael and the money. It's not like he's just offering to support his girlfriend out of the blue. He's offering to take care of the financial burden of having and raising a baby. How is that bad or throwing money around? He's being a responsible baby daddy. I get Xo being wary of him and his…

The Secret Mission song reminded me of that part in "Pirates of Penzance" where the pirates are singing really loudly about their silence and their Catlike Tread as they stomp around the stage

The Diary of Anne Frank has also been banned for being "too depressing."

As far as GWTW books go, "Rhett Butler's People" (which was more of a "GWTW from Rhett's point of view" than a true sequel, though it does extend past the end of GWTW) was MUCH better than "Scarlett" (though I suppose that's not saying much, because "Scarlett" was terrible), so I was cautiously optimistic about…

Man, I love Relient K. I tend to think of Relient K nowadays as a "band made up of (some?) Christians" rather than a "Christian band." They're no longer on a Christian label, the majority of their songs are not about God (and even the ones that are aren't terribly explicit about it), but members of the band are…

Yup, same here. I lived in Budapest (which is a beautiful city) for a year and so was rather excited about this (because, man, now I love Hungary and get excited whenever Hungary shows up in stuff), but now…not so much. :(

Right now, I'm in the "Do I ship or do I broship?" stage, and I could honestly go either way. It'd be nice to have an interracial couple on television, and they have some really great chemistry (also I have a thing for height differences), but I am also always happy to see friendships between men and women where…

I have this sinking fear that they're going to turn Puddleglum into the Narnian version of Jar-Jar Binks.

ahahahaha laughing because fuck you, Cassie Cla(i)re.

And she was a raging bitch about it when people called her out on her plagiarism.

The plot of the book is essentially the same as the show (just in a different mansion with different people and murders; and in the book, the contestants think they've won a Live Like A Billionaire For A Week contest), but the first chapter or so establishes that Giles (who is, like, the Greatest Butler to Ever…

I legit loved this show. So utterly ridiculous, but it was pretty fun to watch and laugh at how over-the-top the murders were and try to solve along with the contestants.

*ShutUpandTakeMyMoney.gif*

And during intermission, everyone must coo over baby Prince George.

Kinked Twink could also ask those vanilla dudes how they found those pics. Not so vanilla, if they're looking at the porn tumblr of a dude with a dungeon.

I stopped watching "Glee" in Season 2 or so, but from what I saw in interviews, Cory always seemed like a really nice dude, and he was a pretty talented actor. I was shocked to hear about this. My heart goes out to all those who loved him.

Not only did she refuse to collaborate with Disney ever again, but when the time came for the stage musical adaptation, Travers insisted that no one involved with the movie was allowed to be involved with the creation of the stage musical (and specifically not the Sherman Brothers). And no Americans, either; she…

Dr. Doofenshmirtz? He and Gru could bond over being from the Old Country and being neglected by their mothers as children.