Kermit: It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation; this crowd's getting ugly.

I love "The Muppet Movie." The first time I watched it, my dad would pause it (we own the video..on BETAMAX.) and tell us who all the famous people we didn't recognize were. And all the silly jokes and sight gags (the fork in the road!) still make me laugh. It's just such a fun movie. (I love how Gonzo originally…

I have to admit, I kind of loved the "Lucy" episode where Lucy told Ricky she was pregnant. Lucy goes to Ricky's show and anonymously requests some song that was like, "We're having a baby," or something, and Ricky's walking around, trying to figure out which husband is getting the good news, and he walks by and sees…

The only thing I really liked about the second ep was that bit where Sherlock is trying to get John to remember the graffiti on the wall and is spinning him around, all, "REMEMBER, JOHN," and John's like, "If you'd let me grab my phone, you twit, I could show you the PICTURE I TOOK."

@avclub-32a2e71c97df5281f1324db72c73a59a:disqus I like to think that Kirk developed his allergy to everything as a result of the stuff that happened on Tarsus IV. Then, just as you giggle at Kirk's silly swollen tongue, you're hit with a dose of ANGST. But in an awesome, character-development sort of way, not in a…

Because, if Kirk saw Nestor's gorgeous eyelashes, he'd dump Spock, and we all know what happens when you piss off a Vulcan.

Glad I wasn't the only one to be freaked by the earbugs. But now that I know it's coming, I just close my eyes during that part.

Totally! I think Dean is dull, dull, dull, but when he's with Colette, he's actually interesting. I'm rooting for them mostly because (a) I hope that means more Colette, and (b) it'll make Dean scenes bearable.

"The Duration of the experience TBD." So…it'll go something like this, then:

Carmen Sandiego is the only person who could say, "I've got a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you," and then actually follow through with delivery (assuming ACME doesn't catch her, of course).

God, I love "Chuck," even with all its cheese and ridiculous plots. I'm so glad that it gets to have a good wrap-up. I hope that the rest of the season is better than "Zoom," though. 'Cause I honestly kind of hate Intersect!Morgan. I thought Chuck was Super Special for, y'know, not DYING when he got the Intersect in…

Yeah, Bridget knows. The doctor called with positive test results, and that's how Bridget found out Siobhan was pregnant. I'm saying Bridget hasn't faked a miscarriage yet because the pregnancy gives her an excuse to stay sober that her friends won't find suspicious.

I figured Bridget was using the pregnancy as an excuse not to drink. Since Siobhan was apparently a social drinker, suddenly going cold turkey might raise a few eyebrows, but quitting because she's pregnant would be completely plausible to her friends/acquaintances.

And then, back in 2149, they're like, "Okay, guys, you can lose the smog machines now! They're all gone!"

One about how she's a former druggie hooker with an evil bitch identical twin who's married to Ioan Gruffudd?

If Kate Cameron, Sky Spy! turning into "Chuck" means that we'll get Kate prancing around in some sexy underwear and/or kicking ass, I'd be okay with that.

This sounds like something out of "The Phantom Tollbooth."

Non-Mormons can go to Mormon churches (I forget what the actual term for them is). Non-Mormons cannot go into Mormon TEMPLES once the temple is dedicated.

Me, too. And not only because I still think of that actor as 3XK from "Castle," so I'm half-expecting there to be an episode where Ted's storyline is him trying to keep his murderous tendencies hidden from his co-workers. Or he eventually decides he can't handle not being Captain and murders Dean.

And Andrew tells her she looks lovely! Maybe he secretly likes Madonna?