Surely you don't expect people to eat other people without some sort of side dish. They're cannibals, not barbarians.

Even the "rougher" neighborhoods of south Auckland aren't anywhere near the levels of places in the USA. I never once felt threatened. As to lower levels of income inequality, I suppose that's true. But it's also super easy to get on (and stay on) the government dole, which factors in. But people there are so easy…

I used to live in Takapuna. It's a rather nice suburb of Auckland. Compton, it's not.

Kwazy is a difficult word to say in anger.

"Stella and the Yellow Umbrella" was my favorite book as a kid. And a rather disappointing porn parody later in life.

So, you're saying the Polyphonic Spree is NOT a violent cult?

If it turns out that the Mother (tm) is also named Robin, will the whole series jump back up its own alimentary canal?

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, would you please sit over there and tell us how the little girl makes you feel uneasy? And don't look at the camera.

Lindsey's coming back from that summer following the Dead either pregnant or, well, dead. We all know it. "Never go with a hippie to a second location." - Jack Donaghy

"LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!"

I like those odds, santos!

And you think they ever get speeding tickets? HA!

This whole discussion makes me feel crocodile.

So I shouldn't try and find a date to Homecoming then?

It's the comment system we deserve.

Pop tarts are a limited resource. Whereas you have, what, half a dozen family members?

All of these bad roommate stories are really "um, I have this friend…" stories, right? Because I'm pretty sure I was the roommate that my roommates hated, and not just because of their raging jealousy of my awesomness. 

We'd all like to flee to the Cleve.

Then we thought, "Who are the people *behind* those badges?" "Police." "Cops." "Police Cops."

Julian Assange is the world's Britta.