Under Siege really forces a suspension of disbelief. Namely, that Steven Seagal could bake a pie.

BREAKING: MEN LIKE LOOKING AT FEMALE HINDERS. STORY AS IT DEVELOPS.

See Also: Adam Beach at the end of Smoke Signals.

That's GEORGE NELSON! Not BABY FACE!

"putting a man in women's clothing isn't a punchline"

Saw this last night. It is the Sistine Chapel of action movies.

Most of my opening act stories include the phrase, "I never would have seen White Lion if they hadn't opened for Aerosmith," followed by a lot of silent tears.

"…and now the next one wants custard. That's a little repetitive."

CRABALANCHE, or nothing.

Baldrick,
believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish
instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me
and this pencil…

When are they going to get to the subplot about the mountain lion?

Every band that starts out cool and edgy like Green Day eventually becomes Green Day.

I meant a second button on the Atari joystick.

Video games lost me when they added a second button.

Thanos: The Hands of Fate

I've run the numbers, and if two men enter, and one man leaves, that's going to eventually leave Thunderdome completely filled up.

Coincidentally, "Useless tuna eating monster" was my nickname in college.

You want to watch people poop?

Dinklageosaurus?

The Boat That Couldn't Slow Down.