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Baron Von Costume
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Wasn't 227 a reboot of Good Times, or am I just about to be accused of racism?

He's the Milhouse of Best Men. "Once Barney sees you're willing to do anything he asks, he's bound to respect you!"

Orko? More like DORK-O, right?

As long as she dances to "Dancing in the Dark," I'm good.

To be fair, Daniel Larusso was sort of asking for it.

It'll be revealed that Ted is really the Mother, just without glasses.

Wichita or GTFO.

The rug really tied the room together.

But I wanted to read about the B Sharps singing on a rooftop.

Shouldn't Ichabod Crane be getting some new clothes right about now? After 250 years in the ground, I have to imagine his britches are pretty ripe. Plus, it would pave the way for the wacky musical-Ichabod-tries-on-new-outfits-while-Abbie-gives-a-thumb-up/thumbs-down  montage that this show has sorely needed.

Watch? Please. The name "Red Reddington" should only be said in an old-tyme radio voice, preferably with muted jazz trumpets in the background.

Didn't she put that box back under the floor and have new carpet installed last week? Did she just rip the new carpet back up just for that introspective moment?

Boy, Jason Segal really Skyped in his performace, amirite?

I always liked "The Late Great Johnny Ace," mostly because of that time during the Central Park concert when that dude crashed the stage in the middle.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

You're referring to what you say after sex, right?

I used to work at Fiesta Ford. I had to quit when the owner went crazy and started slashing prices left and right!

Would you really deprive me of the "deleted scenes" and "bloopers!!" on my dvd? HOW DARE YOU, SIR.

Sounds like my wedding night.

I dare you to diagram that sentence.