Aaand now I'll never not be able to make airplane noises while Joe eats. Thanks for that.

I'd also like to request other non verbal cues, such as Joe's tendency to stick the food practically up his nose to smell it; Graham's "take a bite and stare thoughtfully up and to the left" move. Stuff like that.

And cows are pretty stupid. Most of them can't spell "chicken" to save their lives.

And now we're forever denied a Jessie/Natasha finale, which surely would have escalated into a naked tickle fight.

That's not a thinly veiled racial slur, is it? I can't ever tell when I supposed to be offended anymore.

I don't know what the big deal is. That Ellen dude turned out to be okay.

"Gordon instructs the cooks to go to the panty,"

I'm amazed the AV Club isn't filleting NBC's Siberia. It's amazingly awful.

Yeah, I feel bad for Graham, because he usually is the one stuck doing most of the commercials on screen.

It would probably include only one bleeped out profanity, instead of fourteen.

I wonder if Eva Longoria knows how freely and casually Gordon throws the word "stunning" around when he called her that?

Bri is this season's Christine, namely, the cutesy/quirky girl with a "handicap" (OMG, she's a VEGETARIAN who cooks MEAT! What WILL the bridge club think?!)

He's headed for his Aunt Esther's in Atlanta.

Am I too late to make a pitch for "The Hamster, hosted by Richard Gere"?

After the first fake murder, Will Smith gets the tagline: "Welcome to deaf."

If this show doesn't end with Old Man Carruthers growling "I woulda gotten away with it if it weren't for these meddling kids!", I'm walkin' out of this mofo.

WHEN ARE THEY GONNA GET TO THE FIREW…

Seems to me that what Penny is really passionate about is drinking. She's a pretty high-functioning alcoholic these days.

I thought she was blonde. Tessa's the red—

This is pretty close to six movies and a season.