Sorry, I'm busy reading my latest issue of "Bumpaddle."

Sorry, I'm busy reading my latest issue of "Bumpaddle."

Not as long as there's an UrkelBot around.

Not as long as there's an UrkelBot around.

Just because the world's gone down the tubes doesn't mean a gal can't feel sexy.

Just because the world's gone down the tubes doesn't mean a gal can't feel sexy.

Now you tell me.

Now you tell me.

I give this article one clap.

I give this article one clap.

If the plot revolved around this dude and a tiger cruising around in a red Ferrari convertible, I'd be more interested in it.

If the plot revolved around this dude and a tiger cruising around in a red Ferrari convertible, I'd be more interested in it.

I'm just waiting for some d-bag reviewer to give this movie 3.1415 stars and then die masturbating to his own genius.

I'm just waiting for some d-bag reviewer to give this movie 3.1415 stars and then die masturbating to his own genius.

Still no rumors of a Star Wars Holiday Special reboot?

Still no rumors of a Star Wars Holiday Special reboot?

It was the BLURST of times??! Who wrote this?

It was the BLURST of times??! Who wrote this?

I tend to treat pretty much everything I encounter in life as an overheated truck.

I tend to treat pretty much everything I encounter in life as an overheated truck.