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Few things
1) So right about the last ten minutes saving it. Didn't see either of those plot resolutions coming.
2) Maybe I'm reading wrong (or remembering wrong), but Rick Gomez has had some scenes already.
3) Tony Hale should stick to being funny. I saw him on Law & Order a few weeks ago. I was embarrassed for him.
4)

ShhhShhhShhhh
When the high school teacher died, the priest closed his eyes with his fingers. I don't have anything else to say.

Also, kinda not a funny part, but at the end when Will Ferrel has his Chewie mask, and he says it's okay if his isn't movie quality—that's my entire childhood right there. Like, my parents knew I liked comics and video games, but it wasn't just ANY comics or games. My collection was curated. I had taste.

The job interviews are easily the best part. When he lists Jesus Christ as his reference…holy shit. I never ever laugh out loud. But that got me.

Did you know chemical castration isn't melting your balls off with acid? It's just using pills to kill your boners. Very weird.

I just checked. Steve Heisler linked to Blowjob Girl in March's Laugh Track. He's part of the problem.

Wasn't being too serious (and I'm not hating on anyone, either). I'm just saying, why did Tribalism get banned? Because he sucked at what he wanted to be—a tv critic? Don't think anyone was clicking through to his blog anyway.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Future,

Why doesn't Karalotz get banned for pimping his blog? You guys did it to Tribalism.

Eat a dick, TimC. I don't think anyone watches this show because they like it.

Boo. Your firstie should've mentioned something about Jonathan Frakes being called NUMBER ONE on Star Trek TNG.

Not bad
I though Todd said he didn't do recaps.

Guys, AVC just emailed me back, and they said they're not doing recaps anymore because Erik Adams died in a car accident. They said just talk amongst ourselves. Let's do that. For Erik.

Do any of you guys ever laugh when the say Castle instead of THE Castle? It always reminds me of "Look at banner, Michael." Anyone? No?

Your application has been denied. Really liked the show of effort, though.

Wait. Which one's the creepy bald one? That's who I meant.

This ep is an A+ all the way. The Lester lines saved the whole thing.

You mofos need to enable closed captioning on your tv sets.

In high school I was in the video production class, and the cameras we used had this 'strobe effect' button. It was cheesy as hell. Maybe they were using the same ones.

The Red Test
James Bond had to kill two people to join MI-6. Ditto with Jason Bourne and the CIA. And to join Army Special Forces you have to cut off some dude's ear. So the Red Test totally jibes with Hollywood's idea of spies and spec-ops.